Saturday, December 4, 2010

School's for suckers.

D's 2nd school photo. You know the photographer took several. And this won the place of most presentable to the parents. Girl's got a mind of her own.

That's a lot of attidude for only 24 pounds. Her infant friends could take her down for sure.

I am dying to know what was swirling around in that tautly slicked down pigtail head of hers (the style donned by all, courtesy of the staff).

"This book is lame. And this background does not complement my complexion."

"My mom never remembers show-and-share day. I hate her."

"What is the square root of 1342?"

"Why would anyone in their right mind want to use a toilet when you can go anywhere/anytime in a diaper? These fools are crazy. I mean, I'm dropping a deuce right now and knocking out the school picture. A model for efficiency, I say. "

5 comments:

Brianna said...

I love Dilan. I love her teacher. And I most of all love your closing sentence in this entry.

lfar said...

Soooo good. Classic school photo.

Lisa Pomerantz said...

Everything about this photo is awesome.

Rachel Cavallo said...

I can't stop laughing. That's definitely a keeper! Gracie has the same dress, and her pic this year looks like she's plotting to kill us after school. I'm guessing the folks who get stuck with these gigs are not in the upper echelon of the photography world :-)

Garretts said...

this is a riot. thanks for giving us a sneak peek into what might have been going through D's bead during that photo!