Dear NBC,
It's been awhile since you broke our hearts by cancelling Friday Night Lights, and we've survived. But I am now coming to realize the gravity of your offense. Once a preview of John Carter is forced upon you because you can't find the remote to fast-forward, you can't unwatch. You just bow your head and wonder how it could be. What HAVE YOU DONE by not keeping Tim Riggins employed drinking beer in a flannel shirt. The TV is now plastered with commercials of him in some caveman bondage get-up, promoting this unwatchable fantasy land movie where he fights Star Wars-reject alien things. And it's Disney. Tim. SERIOUSLY? Disney bondage caveman on another planet? I mean it's cool that he doesn't wear a shirt. Or pants. But then again not really. Not like this. I'm not angry. I'm disappointed.
And my lady Tammy Taylor? She's on some new show that I don't watch playing a psycho lady -- a role far from the BFF mom role model that I need her to be. She was teaching me how to talk to teenage daughters. I needed her for 14 more years. She was also teaching me how to talk to hot football coach husbands. Reading this today just made me miss her more. A lot. I should have been in that coffee shop with her. ME!
But let us not forget your most important offense. Casting off my love -- my misterass (word I invented for male mistress; isn't it useful?), Coach Taylor. It is as if you don't want us ladies to be happy. He did show up in Super 8 last summer at least (brooding widower in a cop uniform trying to be a good dad -- triple points!), and I think I heard his voice in tortilla chip commercial. But otherwise...WHERE IS HE? Go find him. Bring him back. Put him on Up All Night as a single dad looking for love. Or as a back up dancer on Smash; I don't care. Just bring him.
You ruined Friday.
Signed,
Someone who should get a life on Fridays.
It's been awhile since you broke our hearts by cancelling Friday Night Lights, and we've survived. But I am now coming to realize the gravity of your offense. Once a preview of John Carter is forced upon you because you can't find the remote to fast-forward, you can't unwatch. You just bow your head and wonder how it could be. What HAVE YOU DONE by not keeping Tim Riggins employed drinking beer in a flannel shirt. The TV is now plastered with commercials of him in some caveman bondage get-up, promoting this unwatchable fantasy land movie where he fights Star Wars-reject alien things. And it's Disney. Tim. SERIOUSLY? Disney bondage caveman on another planet? I mean it's cool that he doesn't wear a shirt. Or pants. But then again not really. Not like this. I'm not angry. I'm disappointed.
And my lady Tammy Taylor? She's on some new show that I don't watch playing a psycho lady -- a role far from the BFF mom role model that I need her to be. She was teaching me how to talk to teenage daughters. I needed her for 14 more years. She was also teaching me how to talk to hot football coach husbands. Reading this today just made me miss her more. A lot. I should have been in that coffee shop with her. ME!
But let us not forget your most important offense. Casting off my love -- my misterass (word I invented for male mistress; isn't it useful?), Coach Taylor. It is as if you don't want us ladies to be happy. He did show up in Super 8 last summer at least (brooding widower in a cop uniform trying to be a good dad -- triple points!), and I think I heard his voice in tortilla chip commercial. But otherwise...WHERE IS HE? Go find him. Bring him back. Put him on Up All Night as a single dad looking for love. Or as a back up dancer on Smash; I don't care. Just bring him.
You ruined Friday.
Signed,
Someone who should get a life on Fridays.
4 comments:
This: I think I heard his voice in tortilla chip commercial
made me laugh so. hard.
Hear! Hear! I miss Friday Night Lights... and, I too, drooled over Coach Taylor. Friday Night Lights was like getting to go back to my hometown for an hour a week. I loved it, and I totally miss seeing Tim Riggins wearing only those jeans...
LOOOOOOOVED that show. I couldn't agree with you more.
Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Can't Lose...and also I like chips
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNM6bSkzfrE
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